Lu Snide: you can find a lot of good jokes on this youtube channelwww.youtube.com/user/3shadeproductionsanswer mine?http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmBAr......Show more
Danica Timperman: http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes
Rena Pepe: One day a lonely truck driver was carrying a load of live chickens. His only companion being a talking parrot. A few miles down the road, he saw a woman hitchhiking. So he pulled over and she climbed up into the cab. Saying she only wanted a ride to the next town, he informed her "no sex, no ride." So she graciously climbed back out of the truck. A few miles down the road he saw a woman standing alongside the road topless. Again he pulled over, and again the same stipulation, "no sex, no ride." Yet again he was turned down. Growing more desperate, a few miles later, he came across a woman standing completely naked. Yet again he pulled over, gave her the rule. and she accepted! So he put the parrot in the back, did his thing w! ith her, dropped her off in the next town and proceeded on his way. A mile out of town he got pulled over by the cops. As the cop walked up to the truck he grew nervous, fearing the cop knew what took place. " what seems to be the problem officer?" He asked. "Well, your driving is excellent son," he replied," my only problem is the parrot throwing your chickens off the back saying, 'No sex, No Ride.'"...Show more
Hugo Pittari: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?answer - Poker FaceHow does Lady gaga like her steak?answer- Raw Raw ahahha
Irma Poiter: Here's a famous old one, a bit dirty:A man carrying a case walks into a bar. He sits down at the bar, sets the case on the table, and opens it up. Inside is a tiny, one-foot-tall man and a tiny piano. The little man plays a lovely little song and, when he's done, the larger man closes the case. The man sitting next to him is impressed and says, "Wow! That's amazing! How did you get that tiny, little, piano-playing man?" The! first guy says, "Actually, I got it from a genie. He granted ! me one wish. I still have the lamp, would you like to make a wish?" He produces the lamp from the case and the second man rubs it. A genie comes out and says, "I will now grant you one wish." The second guy gets excited and says, "I wish for a million bucks!" Suddenly the room is full of a million quacking ducks. "What the hell?" the second guy asks, "I wanted a million BUCKS, not ducks!" The first man says..."Do you really think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"...Show more
Stephnie Patout: Go to TheOatmeal.com It's got some corny but funny jokes... just depends on your sense of humor.
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